Ever seen a twisted mind before?

Glad I took up this blog for review.

I finished reading everything in less than a day! XD

Anyway; the main reason I took up this blog “Outlet of a Twisted Mind Kevin Tan” is because he designs? Ah lul.

I told Blog God, “Give me that blog!” because firstly, the blog was kinda below the list, so I have more time and secondly, the self drawn pictures sort of attracted me.

I’m not really that creative in blog titles, heck, my blog title’s is my own name. Lol. But Outlet? Outlet sounds like.. Sounds like.. Oh I get it! Perhaps the blog is a outlet? Like Factory Outlet Store? Whatever is there in his head is poured in there. Brilliant.

The blog header, it’s cool in a way, I like gradients but I don’t really like it. I don’t get the concept. And the transparency or feather doesn’t really work there. It sort of clashes with the posts section. And the banner seemed a bit randomly done, to me, I would keep tweaking the banner until it looks perfect in my eyes. And the banner should be centered, if not, filled up from the sidebar space to the posting space.

My 2 cents. :)

The contents are pretty his daily life and encounters, and there are plenty of pictures as well.
However, I think it would be better to stick to one layout. Like for example, this post’s pictures are all centered, but when you read further, it’s aligned left. It does not look that nice and it’s better to stick to one, either all centered, or all aligned left or right.

I like this post especially the picture of Mawi lol.

And this, STREAMYX SUCKS! AND ALSO MAXIS BROADBAND!

Oh oh, and sidebar, try centering everything. :) I think it looks better. Oh and the watermark, it’s in tune with the header, but I think the symbol’s opacity can be tuned down a little more, to bring out your pictures.

I LOVE BLOGS WITH PICTURES! :)

Not to mention, his art is pretty amazing. Especially the post with some Kingdom Hearts touch. Okay, I admit, I like everything associated with Kingdom Hearts and cute Jap boys especially TOMOHISA YAMASHITAAAA!

Loading time is fast enough, unlike my blog, and the whole layout is pretty pleasing to the eyes. (Blogger’s template FTW)

Go pay a visit to Kevin Tan’s twisted blog, you’ll be surprised.

CLICKY CLICKY!

Blue Apple : Renovatio

Right, so this will be my first review of the month, or should I say, OF THE YEAR... frankly speaking, I am a nobody to do reviews on people's blog, sudah-lah i can't even handle my own blog, now this adolescence task, tsk tsk...

So let us start up with my first client, a blue apple *rolls eyes*... hmmm, *looks at the whole layout of zis blog and shakes head*, dude... you sooooooooo gotta change your layout, it is very messy, unless you're treating your blog like a pin-up bulletin, well, you're doing a great job! :D If you're not, learn from the template mistress, ahemm...

Well, since you're someone CHEERFUL and BRIGHT (your font mia kaler *faint*) with your colors, prolly you might want to have a lil' touch of RETRO-ISM like this lil' sampler below and maintain a one tone color for your post writings to make it easier for aunties to read:

(http://www.blogskins.com/screenshot/65936)

BTW: You can always learn basic html yourself or ask guidance from your blogger mates, your template mistress here herself learned from scratch and ding-donged her way to a good satisfying template.

;) Next up, your contents, uhmm.... enuff random, boys like girls, shy, bla bla... transformers, some random copy and paste quizzes, tags, bla bla... a typical teenager's lifestyle. I must say, you have a very good command in English, enough simple and understandable, which is good. You've been blogging for quite awhile I see, good, you have that blogging passion in you, welcome to the world of idiots and lifeless geek-tards like me... *adjust glasses*

Pictures, boy, you need to know how to keep the consistency of a one size frame, eg: make sure the sizes are all the same in the same post you're dealing with. How? Use Photoshop or any free online photo editor you can google. Since almost all bloggers are normally FREE all the time to blog, spend sometime to learn some photoshop tutorial tips to make your pictures look better and nice.

Hmmm, that's about it really, over all, blue apple (why blue apple btw?) is just any normal day-2-day blog of a teenager's life, random thoughts and daily events. I think he could gain more readers if he would give his blog a new face lift and some uber cool topics. :D I'll rate this blog a 2.5 over 5 ... ;) a fair rate for a moderate blog.




"The secret to having more readers is, making sure your readers feel comfortable at your zone", evelynholic

Review of the Chronicles.

Let's start off with a review on This blog whose auther's name is Yannee...

First off, you know there's this old saying "you don't know me, don't judge me" It's very true and it's been one of my principles for decades. but heck since she asked for it when she applied, I'm gonna give it!~ :p

When I first saw the appearance of this blog I was like eh? a baby picture?? hmmmm.... the picture helped me interpret that the authur is like a baby in her own little world well in the top picture it's more like looking up to her own world whaahaha. and best part is her tagline "YOU DON'T HAVE TO JUDGE ME"

Goodness, You applied for us to judge yet you telling us that we don't have to judge you? How cute! Oh well, I'm gonna do it anyways...

Contents:

She blogs about random stuff that comes and goes in her life which is a good thing. This is her site anyway so it's fair that she could blog about anything she wants. But of course this is my fault where I can't read chinese so IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WRITE WOMAN!

But yea, she's SWEET enough to translate to help me understand the entry and I believe she's really considerate in doing so. There's like millions of people who goes in and out of blogs these days and it's really a good move to have the heart to translate to accomodate people from all over the world. KUDOS ON TRANSLATION!

Layout:

The layout's rather plain and I personally think there's TOOOOOOOO many widgets to fit in your page. Did you not notice the huge gap below your page?? I think you could either increase the post count display in your page or lesser your widgets. Your page loads up pretty well on my lease line connection but it might be a problem for people who still uses ancient connection speed or even TM NUT broadband...

I like the white background but I'm sorry to say, somehow the green text don't seem to suit the background colour. It makes your text a little dull and it would help if you change it to something else, Blue, Darker Green perhaps or even old school Black.

Pictures:

One thing I personally realized in making your blog full of people, it's the NEED of PICTURES. there's insufficient picture counts in your blog and It'll be much much better if there's more pictures that you personally take and put it in.

But there's one picture that I enjoy though... which is....

Hahaha this is seriously a good one, and of course, my personal favourite!

CBox

Full of food variety... in a way it's creative of people(s) wahahaha really cracks me up at time. these people ain't funny, they're hungry!! give them something to eat pls.... =.=

Music:

You have good taste for music and I feel that the song you chose kinda fit the mood for people who reads your blog. It's a good thing though as I strongly believe music helps put you in the right ambiance to read something.

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Overall I feel this blog is more of something personal rather than commercial So fellas, If you're interested in getting to know this Girl, HOP ON IN TO READ HER BLOG

I shall rate this blog...... *drum rolls* ........

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OK OK!!! It's a hard choice ok!!

being short doesn't make you a royalty

the blog i am reviewing is royalshortness by david cheong.

the author david seems to be so free (but not as free as pamsong haha! don't be angry at me ar pamsong, joking joking!), he updates frequently as in 2-3 posts daily. most posts are short and simple.

i love random stuff and i love (really!) being random because it is cute. but seriously i have no idea what this blog is about.

some posts are just too random because after reading it i was still like 'huh?' like this post. and you sometimes (wtf i use so many 'sometimes') mix too many stories in a post and you break them using '*****'. super rojak until miss rojak also feel like a lame rojak liao.

you may want to improve on that. dude, i remind you quantity is counted but make sure of the quality also ok? :D

i realised when you first began to blog, you only wrote in one paragraph unlike today. which is good by the way because reading one paragraph on the whole story is like very tiring.

moving on to the template, he is using one of the ready made layout by blogger. it is okay to use but maybe you can try to give your blog a new look by tweaking the html or search for some xml templates on the net. i have no problem with blogger's layout but something new and fresh will do good for us. i don't like blogs with "too many widgets can die" but i think yours is acceptable since your loading time is quite fast.

another thing is, do make the font a little larger but not until like this large lah. the current one is too small for reading pleasure. by the time i finish reading all your archives my eyes are positively juling.

oh and try to change the banner because it seems to look grainy and doesn't fit the area well too as it is a little bit smaller than the header area. i ain't a good photoshopper myself but the current one is just too childish. note: psst...sometimes i also steal nice nice banners from deviantart and edit the picture a little according to my preference because i suck in photoshopping so you might want to check out there.

overall this blog is okay but still can be improved. highly recommended for hardcore bloggers and people who sits in front of computers 24/7 because you get the updates frequently.

but i friggin' love the tagline: "it pays to be short, royalty just comes with it...!" it just shows your "heck, critic me all you want i am going to accept it like a man, learn from it like a man and not gonna make a big fuss over it because i am a man".

i hope you will take my opinions with the same attitude point blanc's boy (because got few posts featuring the guy!!!!) :D

p.s. do excuse the title because i love making stupid interesting and cool titles liddat.

TinkiTalks By Pamsong

Blog: TinkiTalks by Pamsong
Notable Traits
Author: Pamsong is a hardcore fan of nuffnang and a regular lurker of innit. This is a girl who isn't afriad of speaking her own mind.
Blog Template: Black-themed blog with not many fancy widgets. Fast loading time. Size of the blog is reasonable and its situated in the middle of the computer screen.
Writting style: Primary School readability. That means this blog is easy to read and it doesn't a require a PHD to digest her post.
Content: Most of her post revolves around her life and her personal experience.
Blog Banner: Banner changes according to season. She had a theme for her Birthday, a theme for Christmas, a theme for Chinese New Year and a theme for Valentines Day. [Its always good to see change, especially if its a fancy graphic. Refreshing~~]
Labels: All her post are being labeled nicely which makes it a highly organized blog.

Some Maths:
Avg post per day: 3 posts
Avg comment per post: 2~15 per post (with pamsong dominating 30% of all comments)

Interesting Stuff:
She had 5 post regarding v-day!
[Makes you wonder what is she up to, doesn't it?]

3POINT8's opinion on TinkiTalks
1) Some of her post tend to be cynical. Some are witty. Some are pretty meaningless, unless you find humor in reading meaningless stuff. Sorry Pamsong. I love your sarcastic informal messages, but too bad I don't see those element in your blog.
2) Good thing is 99% of her post are rated E (E for everyone, including small lil babies who couldn't read yet) [I would have categorized her blog as 13PG if she posted a photo on her poop]
3) Pamsong is a hardcore blogger and she doesn't do paid post. [Paid post turns me off]
4) However people who post more than a post in a day freaks me out. That includes Pamsong.

Review based on Jan2008~Feb2008
Anyway, if you have the time: check her blog out @ http://tinkitalks.blogspot.com

[If there anything worth criticizing or worth a praise on TinkiTalk, do leave a comment]
[Help 3POINT8 improve his reviewing style by dropping a comment here]

sorry but we've decided to close this site

NOT! haha joking people! joking!

sorry for the lack of urm review! or should i use update here?

everyone including Blog God is busy eating mandarins, gambling and collecting ang paos wtf.

reviews will be up soon. promise! :D

oh and HAPPY CHINESE TIKUS NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

*off to eat more mandarins and pineapple tarts*

p.s. to others, you people can delete this post if you want to once got a new review up!

p.p.s. to others reviewers (also), I WANT ANG PAOS!!!!

The Inaugural Review Post

Warning: This Review is Rated R, but not the Blog in review

Since this is the inaugural review post and this is my fucking first time doing, I promise I will be as gentle as a ravenous man trying to fucking deflower virgin. So spread your blogs legs and here we go:

Flux [More Than Meets the Eye]

The tag line sounds like it is being ripped off from a 80s cartoon and I don’t l know why the dislike for nerds, but isn’t that tag line a bit nerdish? I don’t know but maybe I could be wrong.

Fuck yeah, you are damn lucky because I happened to dig red, black and fucking white, so color scheme wise, you have my fucking vote for it. Nothing flashy; just simple; which comes to my fucking conclusion that I hate you because you didn’t make my fucking eyes bleed and I can’t fucking use my favorite line…” MY EYES…….”

Another good thing about your fucking blog is that you don’t have a lot of fucking widgets that fucks up loading time. I simply dislike fucking blogs with shit loads of widgets and also those with comes with noisy virtual pets or 10 fucking thousand auto play song and video playlist that seems to play simultaneously every fucking time you fucking load and they always seem to get you when your fucking speakers are turn on max.

I can’t say very much shit on the design because obviously it is a pre-design template so I would just fucking lay off it. But I wanna say something about the fucking black talk bubble thing. It was a pretty cool at first to look at it, but when I come to the permalink where there are so many fucking red talk bubble and black boxes, I have only one thing to say….” MY EYES….”

You started off pretty slow in post the beginning, but you begin to pick up, but somewhere in the middle I guess you started to get lazy and started posting quiz, tags, lyrics and things like they were rip out from the internet. It got a kinda boring but I cannot help but noticing some great post that you wrote. The ones which you pour out your feelings and thoughts and letting everything out. That is the one that I am looking for man. What fucking makes great posts are the ones with your:

Your thoughts: Taken from the post Thursday

“today is thursday, quite a boring day at school..but anyway, i juz realise melissa is alwiz alone nowadays,maybe broke with the boy edi...sumore she's staying in forest green apartment (exactly where i stay)..alwiz alone aso,and like nt happy..well maybe coz kena "touch and go" so many times..i duno”

Hell Yeah, I love the maybe kena “touch and go” line….

Your Honesty:Taken from the post Stupid Mtfking A-holes

“the 3rd place was filled with some local and mainland girls,come guys i kno u kno wat kind a place is that..spend around rm200 bucks there and got cheated for one jug of carlsberg,those local girls are old and matured or we call it MILF,only got 2 young ones from mainland..but still those chicks were like no money no talk,took one cigg box and rm10 and chow to other table..nia sing..got one old lady,not that old la..maybe around 35-40 i guess,keep on groping me..since she grope me,then i grope her la..win win situation wat..not nice la.one word saggy bitch.”

Dude, 35-40 year old and the tits might have same level with her knees and you say win-win situation? By the way, did you know when the lights come on in those places; the ages of these girls will be revealed and they will suddenly turn 10 years older. Meaning they are no longer 35-40 year old and you are actually groping a 45 -50 year old. But fucking yeah, I love your honesty.

Your frustration: Taken from the post Exam

“reli cannot tahan,have to teach them a lesson..giv a punch on the face,got specky guy there,sure his idea report to the police..u better bkful dun come near me A-hole or ill shove ur ass with firecrackers..Fuck all of u!!”

You don’t have to apologize for swearing, we are human and we sometimes have our days and what better way to shake it off than to fuck it out. Come on this is your blog and if the reader gets offended, ask them to go fucking fly kite la, your way or the highway and I am looking forward for more vulgarities in your blog.

Before we get too friendly and suck each other off, here are a fucking few suggestion:

Firstly the profile picture, is that some sort of a paper cut out smiley with 3 strains of hair and a very bad cut out peace sign? Frankly man, I don’t feel you on this, at first glance your blog sort of gave me the type of tech-blog feel but the picture just goes against it. I am sorry if I just insulted your boyfriend who burned midnight oil just to do that little gift for you but at least drop the yellow and blue frame, okie?

I don’t know about you guys but I am pretty annoyed with the Clocklink thing found on people’s blog, come on this is a blog, people come in here to read our blog not to look at the time. We have watches which gets the job done.

Next comes the fucking widget, shit man… your widgets are all fucking glued together. I bet you if you were George fucking Washington, you wouldn’t wannna have fucking Mybloglog widget growing outta your forehead right?

The blog-o-meter, if it is necessary to have that many, maybe you can arrange in a fucking more appealing way.

lastly, Stop cam-whoring with only your Sarong okie? You are scaring people away.

Overall, if I was to make love to this blog and I have pack of six condoms. I would blow my load into 4 condoms out of the 6

your blog is worth 4 condoms

By the power vested in me, this blog shall be inducted into the Blog God’s Recommended Blog List and I pronounce this blog:

this is not an official review wtf

heck, no way i am giving away our official #1 review to this bummer.

yeah, you are right. he is one of our reviewers. -___-"

instead of finding him and shove a train rocket up his ass, i decided better. why not whack his blog dead instead for submitting his blog for a review? in other word, x, your are our laboratory rat for the day, be proud!!!

remember i said this guy being the non conformist in the About Us page? so instead of having the banner up on the top of the blog he decided to make a vertical one. weird but yes, different from others. what will we see next? a banner at the bottom? spread across the whole blog?!

blog is more of a hybrid, non sticking to any categories. first few posts consist of fucking playlists which i don't even bother reading (i got my own playlists thank you very much) there are few recipes (omg you can cook!) to be tried but reading this (click at your own risk) made me think twice. and recent postings are all about his wild life in japan (why you so gross sometimes?!) and yes, i am sorry about the recent lost of your friend.

anyway, he seems to change the layouts and themes pretty often. maybe he has too much time in his hands i don't know because nothing remains the same in this blog. from psychedelic to the iofthemourning to the macho era (wadafak so damn ghey!) and grosteskes and now mechanical bride: hell flavoured: taste like valentines. however, only one thing remains consistence though throughout all of the posts and it is the vulgarities.

you might want to reconsider the color for your post titles, damn hard to read. fucking need grandma glass ok?! and i don't think there is any point for you to put in the 'guest' widget in the right sidebar seems it will only show one visitor and that would be only me right? and i don't think i want to see my own avatar staring back at me. wtf.

now i am out. you go read him if you want to. highly not recommended for kids, conservatives and those with cardial infarctions.

and no ratings for you. hmph.

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By 3point8:
Blog: This guy is just mysterious with his multi-blog linking. xniquet.blogspot.com may be his main blog, but I'm sure he has more than 1 blog. This clearly proves that he can't keep his focus on one thing for long.
Template: Loading time is freaking fast! I wonder its electricity running in his blog. Dang, This guy is a real god. He keeps all his widget to a minimum, similiar to greek's god way of fashion: the only he thing he wears is a tunic. I wonder if greek gods even wear underwears. Also, I noticed none of his template stays longer more than a month. I wonder if he copied someone's template and changed it before anyone catches him.
Writting Style: Vulgarity is supreme in his blog! It makes you wonder what he does for life. Maybe he spends 23 hours in a trafiic jam everyday. That explains where he gets his inspiration for foul language.
Content: This guy writes about personal stuff revolving his life.
Blogger: Mysterious blogger who conceals his own identity and always ready to expose the identity and personality of his fellow friends.

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Chingy reporting in (after getting whacked by the Blog God for not doing anything). Well, it IS CNY after all and I must gather all my energy to get as many angpaos as possible. I will review blogs in a veryyyyy different way (If it's nothing special to you, it is to me! >_<)

He changes his layout often, perhaps TOOOO often. And surprisingly, he changes his themes and titles too, which is good, but sometimes I don't really like teh themes. I don't like certain colors. Ahahahaha.

His writing style is indeed, well, filled with vulgarities but he gets his points across. Sometimes, he does have interesting topics, and one thing I realized, he doesn't leave comments on whenever he have posts that is very personal to him.

Omg I nearly navigate away from this site and teh review will go into teh dustbin

Indeed from what Miss Rojak said, he has a vertical banner, something I would really like to copy adapt as well.

Xniquet by X

Till then, Chingy signing off to serve tea to teh Blog God (Damn, he's fussy)

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OKOK Calv to the rescue... Let's see about his blog. hmmm. He is a musician no doubt about that. X should learn to put some of his music up... and I meand FULL song not just a clips of it. You have good stuff going on there with your songs so why hide it? good things must share around no?

For theme wise yea I guess he changes a lot of his theme. It is interesting to change the looks of your blog from time to time but heck if it's too often, we'll all get confused like "Damn is this X's Blog or i mistype some other address..."

Oh yes his contents, He's being himself by expressing whatever it is in his mind. I find it pretty good. In a way, it's his blog therefore he could post whatever he wants and however it is done! There's an old chinese saying that girls digs bad boys but hey this might just be the next big thing eh?! wahahahaha

Cheers bro.

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The Bimbo's long awaited take on Xniquet

Bobo thinks that the last thing this darling wants is to be like every one else. He used to put up all those great playlists which he recommends to people when they are doing different stuff. He links them to his blog entry for the day. Which can (occasionally) be incredibly nonsensical yet to the point of funniness at times.

As for his blog layout, he does change them more often than other people do but they are always clear cut and easy to read. But he has this obsession with having multiple blogs. Previously it was the dirty vs clean concept... and now it's a mutual linking of posts in two blogs. One more is coming up as the Bimbo sees. Nonetheless the pictures are well-done and pretty cool. Colours chosen are not an eye-sore for the Bimbo's eyes.

Bobo especially loves all the Woa Woa posts... which of cos appeal to any common Bimbo and more so to the Ultimate Bimbo. No matter what a bad boy this author seems to be he's the ever-loving Daddy to Woa Woa who's really spoilt now.

Beneath the vulgar language, sometimes interesting messages are being sent. Of cos you'd have to read between the lines to know better. The other thing about this blog is that it's constantly under fire for comment spam. haha You know who you are!

*hugs and kisses*

A Letter From Your God

Dear Scum of the internet, whom goes by the name Bloggers,

I welcome you to my kickass divine blog created and powered by the single most powerful person in the universe and yes that means the internet too.

One day I was looking down on Earth and saw all of the evil and sucky blogs that you people have created and also all the bitching about each others’ blog. So I decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So I called one of my best angels and sent the angel to check it out. When she returned she told Me, the blogs on Earth are 95% is Bad and 5% is good.

Well, I thought for a moment and thought maybe I'd better send down a second angel to get another point of view. So I called another angel and sent him to Earth for another time. When the angel returned reply "Yes, the blogs on Earth is in decline. 95% is bad and 5% is good."

I thought to myself yes it is indeed bad. So I decided to send e-mail to the 5% that were good. I wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what that e-mail said?

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Oh, you didn't get one either, huh? Means you are in the 95%. Bummer

But here’s a chance for you to prove the Divine wrong by submitting your blog to us for review. I will not do the review myself because I am a being a God and such; I have my cronies to do my dirty work for me. Selected from the worst and is best at what they do –bitching about blogs. So let them bitch about you and maybe make you cry a little, but who knows maybe you will end up in our Hall of Famers/Lamers and be a overnight hit and thus your days (blog) will be filled with unending traffic flow.

I now give the single most powerful commandment

“You shall love the Blog God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind, and love your blog as yourself and also remember to SUBMIT your blog for review from time to time”

Hell Yeah,
Your Blog God

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http://beaulee.multiply.com - Lee Hannah
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http://ayandy.blogspot.com - Andrew
http://bewareofpui.blogspot.com - Alson
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http://www.holly--jean.blogspot.com - Holly Jean Aroozoo
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http://daddyslittlerichgirl.blogspot.com - Saleha Bte Abdulah
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http://lifemenlove.blogspot.com - Karin
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http://fcukjournal.blogspot.com - fcukjournal
http://emopipeguitarist.blogspot.com - Simon Ho
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http://www.wintertimes.net -winter
http://www.fazul8988.blogspot.com - faabella
http://tan-en-hui.blogspot.com - Graphito

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http://recordedmoments.blogspot.com - calv
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• the review is not done to please you people. we will tell us what we think. if you can't take critism, then don't submit. and all of us can live happily ever after.
• once the review is up, one of us will contact you via email to notify you.
• the reviewers may have different view(s) on different blog(s). everyone has different tastes and so do we. even if we think your blog is bad it may not appear to others. so don't sulk if our review is not up to your expectation :)
• open discussion is allowed in comments once your review is up. you can join discussions on other reviews as well.
  
• if you are still unsatisfied with your blog review, you can resubmit it again in the next six months. we will review it again.

omg, i sound so nice in this post. unbelievable.

note: this post will be edited and updated from time to time.

Who Are We?

We are your reviewers!

The Blog God
well the owner of this blog. enough said. The Blog God won't be doing the review unless he/she finds the need in doing so.

and that either mean your blog rocks our socks or sucks donkey cock.

Chingy
people refer to her as chee ching but she likes people calling her cheechingy. and ipoh mali girl, currently studying in Damansara Utama. this "kiasu perfectionist introvert" she's superbly shy when it comes to meeting new people. :D don't underestimate her designing skills!

Calvin's wife
this auntie also ipoh mali mia. she told me she is an ordinary girl next door who is married to a handsome and kind man. anyway, she is very soft hearted so easily can be bullied by me. hahahaha! (don't kill me please evie, i give you starbucks gift card ok? once i start to learn to drink coffee that's it)

3POINT8
the thinker among us goofers, this nice guy really writes deep philosophical stuff. thinks your blog can challenge his philosophical mind? submit and he will give you his 2 cents 38USD (I upgrade the value cause seriously he is a real thinker wan!) on your blog and opinions.

The Bimbo
the only singaporean among us reviewers, never to look down upon her just because she is a bimbo. she's got brains ok? but always never use only.

Calv
a rock lover, this guy is secretly a shrek ahahaha! he once said to me that he is more than the average joe.well, he indeed is because he is more than what you see on the surface. can play the guitar, take good photos, smart, handsome (buy me pringles for this okay!!!) what more can you ask for?!

too bad girls, he is taken.

X
the non conformist, foul mouthed, mountain biker, this guy indeed has weird taste in life. he might like what we all hate. talk about being different. *eye rolls* his fave line gonna be,'MY EYES.........'

wtf ambitious betul.

miss rojak
hot, sassy, sexy, smart, sophisticated, sweet, sensous - this is the girl guys will definitely fall for.

well, since i am the writer for this post, surely i can write nice nice things about myself. hmph.


p.s. ey, how come most nice complimenting words begin with the letter 's'?
p.p.s. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

FAQs

what is this site is all about?
alas that is the first question?

honestly, you people...

like hello? the tagline 'show me your blog and i will tell you how much it sucks' says it all lah people. we do reviews on blogs.

but don't worry. we promise to be nice to you people! :D

who came up with the idea?
The Blog God lah, d'oh! read about it here

so who are you people?
read about us here.

read that liao. you people are not even that fehmes! think you so good one meh?
dey budak, we are not saying we are THAT good. we are doing this for pure fun. after all, it does help to generate traffic(it is proven ok!) and give your blog recognitions!

who is the Blog God?
well, the owner of this blog. d'oh. Blog God does not do the dirty review job unless he/she thinks he should put his foot down on some blogs.

and that either mean your blog is really cool or really sucks donkey cock.

and i am using he/she to refer to Blog God because the Blog God is a hermaphrodite.

why are you people doing this? got no life meh?
we do. but you don't. that's why.

haha kidding!

well, don't you like to know what others think of your blog? we do and so we think you would love to! most review sites that offer free reviews are usually by the westerners. so why not we malaysians and singaporeans start one too right?

after all who else can evaluate the awesomeness of your manglish and singlish if not us?

what criterias will you people evaluate in the review?
well, we try to give a review covering all aspects on your blog from the template to the posts (and to the author to if you happen to be a girl, in x's case).

i am a malaysian/african/dog/dig my butt and smell it later/gay/bisex/not blogging in english/etc etc. can i submit mine?
sure! anyone and everyone can submit as long you got a blog and it is an active blog. but it is at your own risk. we can't guarantee to give you satisfactory review consists of praises only. so be prepared for the very worst or the very best from us.

err...but don't submit if you blog in swahili. we haven't got a reviewer who speaks that language yet.

okay, i am in!!! but how to submit the blog lah?
easy! just go here and fill the forms. DO give description (but not an essay ok!) of your blog because we want to get the rough idea what your blog is all about. sometimes, first impression can be very misleading. :)

that's it?
no, that's not all. we are doing this for free using our time ok. so in return, kindly please copy the HTML script of our button (it is in the sidebar) and put it in your blog. only when you put our button in your blog, you will get reviewed. it is just a tiny one anyway.

once you are done, just wait. we will do our job.

how can i know if my review is already up?
well we will notify you via email provided in the form. so make sure you give us the correct email :D

3POINT8

The thinker among us goofers, this nice guy really writes deep philosophical stuff. thinks your blog can challenge his philosophical mind? submit and he will give you his 2 cents 38USD (I upgrade the value cause seriously he is a real thinker wan!) on your blog and opinions.

Reviewer Style:
1) Prefer to use bullets and points to review a blog.
2) Tend to be analytical

Do Help 3POINT8 improve his review style by leaving a comment. [The should have and shouldn't have]
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