Tuesday, March 25, 2008

To All Reviewers...

UPDATE BY MISS ROJAK:

TO ALL PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SUBMITTED, SUBMITTING AND GOING TO SUBMIT THEIR BLOG FOR A REVIEW:

please make sure you give us your current blog link. you think we are so free issit? go to your blog and see the annoucement saying that 'i have move to __________ *insert some link here wtf*

please kindly inform us (and put in our button in your new site also lah) or else we are not going to review it at all.

kthxbai.

*****

Hello kekawan semua,

Apa Khabar? Okay cut the crap, I'm lazy to pass messages around from this end to the other end, so i make my life easier by posting up here larh... right, here are some points I want and i hope all of you can ikut sama-sama..

  • Please justify your post, aligned all of them properly so that it looks clean cos, who are we to review people if our own site is like a whole mess.
Itu saja, wukakakaka... if you wanna add anything, just edit my post and add inside. :P Terima kasih dan sekian.





x says: EB SUKA TELUR....pls hide your eggs in facebook. sekian telima gasih!!!

Night In The MoonLight by Willazz

Blog: Night In The MoonLight by Willazz
Warning: This Blog is Rated NC-17 [No one 17 and under Admitted]

Notable Traits
Author: Willazz, Self proclaimed Gangsta
Blog Template: Blue background with big ass one huge banner.
Content: Lots of poems
Labels: Lots of labels. 45 categories as of 25th March.
Blog Links: 22 blogger friends
Total Blog Post: 50

Interesting Stuff:
1) Williazz was very active in blogging during the 3month period of nov2007~jan2007. After Jan2007, he blogs once or twice per week.
2) No one did his Friend Test.

3POINT8's opinion on Night In The MoonLight.
1) This guy loves canon. He is fanatic about it. Makes you wonder if its the size of his.....er, nevermind
2) Banner doesn't suit the background colour of the blog. Bright blue with a Black&White Banner?
3) This blog got 2 chatterbox! Wow... Readers get to choose which channel they want to chat in. Hey Willazz, can I chat in channel no.3?
4) Look at his profile. He is a self-proclaimed Gangsta, a REBEL. Oh yea, I feel u man! you are the only gangsta I know who does so many poem post! REBEL, way to go!
5) This blog is rated NC-17. Don't go to his blog if you are below 17. He is a Rebel Gangsta! Mo Gang gonna shoot you down if you don't follow his rules! Male Female, Teen Child Baby, as long as you are under 17, better go down on your knees and beg for mercy when you visit his blog!
6) No one did his friend test. I wonder if he shot down all his friends. I sure hope he doesn't shoot me. I haven't had any punanis yet.

Anyway, if you have the time: check his blog out @ http://willazz.blogspot.com.

Reviewed by 3POINT8, the Number guy.
[If there anything worth criticizing or worth a praise on NightInTheMoonLight, do leave a comment]
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Sunday, March 23, 2008

Simon Says What????

A very clean and organized blog indeed. Not much of fancy widgets but he is definitely a big fan of the Malaysian tv reality show especially Dream Girls, wukakakaka... anyways, he would be the best person for you to tag along to any food review session, cos he live to eat and 'wash eyes on the lengluis :P'. He has a mass post on food and only food, AND he did a great job to make his readers drool for the food he had photographed, cos I did, tee-hee-hee...



He likes outings too, so if you wanna find a person to support your community gathering and such, you must never forget to invite him, he does such a great job on promoting the after-event, like the current ones Kung Fu Dunk and Nuffie Pajama Party.



Okay to the specific area, template, my friend, live is full of colors, some like it vibrant some like it simple and just simple. Yours, is very simple, plain white and some grey monotones, these colors tells me that you're a very fussy guy wukakakaka, you must have a clean house :P . Ah anyways, it is a little boring for me, maybe because I like vibrant colors which explains why I've a big mess at home *rolls eyes*.

Well, your blog tells me that you're new to blogging so prolly that explains the bloglet in you (if you wanna know wat's bloglet, go google). Wait till you're a year old, well make it six months old, I bet you would start tweaking your own template and finally get to understand what colors mean :P (dang what's with me and colors).

Neways, you made your posts simple enough for your readers to understand, which is a good thing. Some bloggers like making their readers go huffing away to dig out their huge thesaurus to know what that one hundred blardy words meant in that one blardy post. *rolls eyes*

Conclusion, there's nothing much for me to talk about, cause you're new, but keep up the good pictures on food. Keep updating us on what's new in town, from events to hang out spots in Kuala Lumpur and perhaps those from out of town ;). And for this review, I shall reward you 2 and a half scoop of ice-cream out of the five scoops in my freezer, of course, you get to choose what flavor you want. :D

"The secret to having more readers is, making sure your readers feel comfortable at your zone", evelynholic

p/s: all pics were adapted from Simon Says.

Keeping up with SlowCatchUpKuan

Hello, my name is x and I will be your divine reviewer for today. So let me get you all started with this blog called SlowCatchUpKuan, which I assume that Kuan is her name but I am not sure why she name herself as a SlowCatchUpKuan, but one thing slow that I know about this blog is that loading of the first few post in the beginning of this blog, mainly because it is filled with pictures I guess. Well, I am not going to go into the layout details yet but I would very much like to sink my teeth into this blog and find out what it is all about. So let’s get started and come join me as I try to figure out what this blog is basically about.

The blog kicks off with her “From Cambodia with Love” affairs, some account of what she did and where she visited there. This travel log of hers is so detailed that she ever list down what she brought there, and I think that the tips and handy advices for traveling in Cambodia is just simply great. There is about 9 long picture filled post on them. Go check it out if you are planning to go Cambodia anytime soon. Her traveling series is just superb and this girl has got talent. She could very much turn in to a “Hell yeah! I am pro tourist” and write a travelling guide anytime. Somewhere in January 2008, she was off to another trip Hanoi; you can also read about it, just click on her Travel and Living label.


Alright, I guess SlowCatchUpKuan is a pretty open person whom never leaves a shroud of around her, just click on the about me labels on her blog and you will fairly get to know her. Like any blogger, she too likes to blog and rant about everything under the sun. I have seen some bloggers rant and blog about mosquitoes but none did it a series of post, mosquitoes really bug her is what I think. Read it here: 1 2 3 . She also did a series of post on the zoo and if you wanna know what is going on in the zoo this day, our self proclaim Zoo CSI has set up a miniseries broken into four post, go check it out here: one two three four .


She loves to eat and “she is hungry 24/7 and could devour a cow even after eating so much the whole day”, you can find loads of “jalan jalan cari makan” labeled post in her blogs. I guess that is why she has a friend call “AllYouCanEatShung”, but it makes me wonder, why with a name like that, he is still so skinny???

She finally realizing that her blog was turning into a food blog, so she started a new blog call Kuan Food Fetish instead.

Some changes after her food review has been moved to another blog: it has lots more paid post, more rants and some showcases of her photography skills and also here is the part where we found out that she is a dog lover and is surrounded by lovely doggies like Kobe, Cotton and Snow and I am sorry Mug Mug who went missing. This blog once used to be somewhat a food blog but now is pretty much turned into a blog about a city girl’s life in the city, about her dreams and places that she wants to go.

My first impression when I first got in this blog is that this is what I call a “blogging for money” kind of blog. There are a number of adverts and widgets on bloging for money and out of her 269 post, 63 posts are for making money. What I can say is that she is hard working. She has about 30-40 post per month; frankly, if I haven’t met the “really hardcore blogger”, I would have thought SlowCatchUpKuan to be one, but she is still behind the hardcore one’s amount of post, so I guess she is just a semi-hardcore blogger. She has got shit lots of widgets on her side bars which to my surprise didn’t take too long to load. But even so, she tags her widgets and links and arranges them in a very nice and user friendly manner. I gotta give her credit on this because most blog with this much of links and widgets are often messy and all over the place. Overall, sigh….this blog doesn’t make my eyes bleed, so I can’t go shouting “my eyes…” But she likes to change the color of the font of certain lines in the post which is really confusing to new comers while reading her blog; because they are not sure whether it is a hyperlink or just her way to highlight the text.

Overall I think this is a pretty average blog but fill with above average reviews on food and travel logs. This is definitely the blog which I would look for information if would to go the places that she has been to and not to mentioned tips on what to do when your doggie has gone missing.


Emma gonna gif this blog :


4 Cotton stars plus 1 more Mug Mug star for its layout.



7 Kobe stars for its content and useful information.



(Out of 10 doggie stars)

You know, doing this review has gotta me into the traveling fever again, but for the time being, all I can do is just shake my ass to Flea’s bass running in Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Around the World and wait for my turn to go travelling. To SlowCatchUpKuan, Spain is the place which I really wanna go too, and for the record Manhattan is awesome!!!!!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

i have a bad memory :(

hello everyone! seems like this site is almost dead.

*silent*

okaylah i admit that is a denial because this site is really dead. seriously where are you reviewers?! *glares* i thought i am supposed to be on "leave" because i have other life commitments to be done at the moment?!

anyway, i am being a wee insomniac tonight so i decided to fire this this girl who wants to make a memory

okay first impression is very, very important and i am very happy with the happy cool-for-the-eyes-color she chose for the blog layout. personally i love person who customized her own blog because it reflects who you are and for that i give you a thumb up for not making my eyes bleed to death :)

been looking at her few recent posts (sorry lah, i really lazy to look into every of your posts because i have other life commitments and you have like super banyak posts since 2005!) but from what i had observe this girl is being real and honest as in she blogs really to make a memory. she is not (yet) sold out if you know what i mean.

her posts are random but it is quite fun to look read at. she blogs about anything she wants from the usual email scams we always get in our spams to her friends to her thoughts and her life experience. it is like reading a normal teenage girl diary.

(but her blog avatar displays the other way around o.o)

however you might want to reconsider your color choice for the links because it is okay on the posts area but i find it a bit hard to read on your sidebar. maybe choose a darker lightblue tone yea? oh and do write a proper post about yourself (not compulsory lah but) because i think it is important since me myself will surely check out the 'about me' section in every blog i visited! your readers surely would love to know you better i bet :)

harmless she may seem from her blog but she can give you this

hehe

so er...because of that i give you 1 1/2 milkshakes out of five! wtf this one super random because i also don't know why i feel like giving you milkshakes for ratings so just forgive me lah.

okok i know! MUST BE BECAUSE OF THE SUNDAE! because it somehow makes me think of milk and shaking hence milkshake!








okaylah, i admit i try to act cute like teenage girl. must be affected by your blog. haha!

p.s. acting young is not a sin.
p.p.s. and the same goes to acting cute. tra la la la la~