i have a bad memory :(

hello everyone! seems like this site is almost dead.

*silent*

okaylah i admit that is a denial because this site is really dead. seriously where are you reviewers?! *glares* i thought i am supposed to be on "leave" because i have other life commitments to be done at the moment?!

anyway, i am being a wee insomniac tonight so i decided to fire this this girl who wants to make a memory

okay first impression is very, very important and i am very happy with the happy cool-for-the-eyes-color she chose for the blog layout. personally i love person who customized her own blog because it reflects who you are and for that i give you a thumb up for not making my eyes bleed to death :)

been looking at her few recent posts (sorry lah, i really lazy to look into every of your posts because i have other life commitments and you have like super banyak posts since 2005!) but from what i had observe this girl is being real and honest as in she blogs really to make a memory. she is not (yet) sold out if you know what i mean.

her posts are random but it is quite fun to look read at. she blogs about anything she wants from the usual email scams we always get in our spams to her friends to her thoughts and her life experience. it is like reading a normal teenage girl diary.

(but her blog avatar displays the other way around o.o)

however you might want to reconsider your color choice for the links because it is okay on the posts area but i find it a bit hard to read on your sidebar. maybe choose a darker lightblue tone yea? oh and do write a proper post about yourself (not compulsory lah but) because i think it is important since me myself will surely check out the 'about me' section in every blog i visited! your readers surely would love to know you better i bet :)

harmless she may seem from her blog but she can give you this

hehe

so er...because of that i give you 1 1/2 milkshakes out of five! wtf this one super random because i also don't know why i feel like giving you milkshakes for ratings so just forgive me lah.

okok i know! MUST BE BECAUSE OF THE SUNDAE! because it somehow makes me think of milk and shaking hence milkshake!








okaylah, i admit i try to act cute like teenage girl. must be affected by your blog. haha!

p.s. acting young is not a sin.
p.p.s. and the same goes to acting cute. tra la la la la~

being short doesn't make you a royalty

the blog i am reviewing is royalshortness by david cheong.

the author david seems to be so free (but not as free as pamsong haha! don't be angry at me ar pamsong, joking joking!), he updates frequently as in 2-3 posts daily. most posts are short and simple.

i love random stuff and i love (really!) being random because it is cute. but seriously i have no idea what this blog is about.

some posts are just too random because after reading it i was still like 'huh?' like this post. and you sometimes (wtf i use so many 'sometimes') mix too many stories in a post and you break them using '*****'. super rojak until miss rojak also feel like a lame rojak liao.

you may want to improve on that. dude, i remind you quantity is counted but make sure of the quality also ok? :D

i realised when you first began to blog, you only wrote in one paragraph unlike today. which is good by the way because reading one paragraph on the whole story is like very tiring.

moving on to the template, he is using one of the ready made layout by blogger. it is okay to use but maybe you can try to give your blog a new look by tweaking the html or search for some xml templates on the net. i have no problem with blogger's layout but something new and fresh will do good for us. i don't like blogs with "too many widgets can die" but i think yours is acceptable since your loading time is quite fast.

another thing is, do make the font a little larger but not until like this large lah. the current one is too small for reading pleasure. by the time i finish reading all your archives my eyes are positively juling.

oh and try to change the banner because it seems to look grainy and doesn't fit the area well too as it is a little bit smaller than the header area. i ain't a good photoshopper myself but the current one is just too childish. note: psst...sometimes i also steal nice nice banners from deviantart and edit the picture a little according to my preference because i suck in photoshopping so you might want to check out there.

overall this blog is okay but still can be improved. highly recommended for hardcore bloggers and people who sits in front of computers 24/7 because you get the updates frequently.

but i friggin' love the tagline: "it pays to be short, royalty just comes with it...!" it just shows your "heck, critic me all you want i am going to accept it like a man, learn from it like a man and not gonna make a big fuss over it because i am a man".

i hope you will take my opinions with the same attitude point blanc's boy (because got few posts featuring the guy!!!!) :D

p.s. do excuse the title because i love making stupid interesting and cool titles liddat.

this is not an official review wtf

heck, no way i am giving away our official #1 review to this bummer.

yeah, you are right. he is one of our reviewers. -___-"

instead of finding him and shove a train rocket up his ass, i decided better. why not whack his blog dead instead for submitting his blog for a review? in other word, x, your are our laboratory rat for the day, be proud!!!

remember i said this guy being the non conformist in the About Us page? so instead of having the banner up on the top of the blog he decided to make a vertical one. weird but yes, different from others. what will we see next? a banner at the bottom? spread across the whole blog?!

blog is more of a hybrid, non sticking to any categories. first few posts consist of fucking playlists which i don't even bother reading (i got my own playlists thank you very much) there are few recipes (omg you can cook!) to be tried but reading this (click at your own risk) made me think twice. and recent postings are all about his wild life in japan (why you so gross sometimes?!) and yes, i am sorry about the recent lost of your friend.

anyway, he seems to change the layouts and themes pretty often. maybe he has too much time in his hands i don't know because nothing remains the same in this blog. from psychedelic to the iofthemourning to the macho era (wadafak so damn ghey!) and grosteskes and now mechanical bride: hell flavoured: taste like valentines. however, only one thing remains consistence though throughout all of the posts and it is the vulgarities.

you might want to reconsider the color for your post titles, damn hard to read. fucking need grandma glass ok?! and i don't think there is any point for you to put in the 'guest' widget in the right sidebar seems it will only show one visitor and that would be only me right? and i don't think i want to see my own avatar staring back at me. wtf.

now i am out. you go read him if you want to. highly not recommended for kids, conservatives and those with cardial infarctions.

and no ratings for you. hmph.

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By 3point8:
Blog: This guy is just mysterious with his multi-blog linking. xniquet.blogspot.com may be his main blog, but I'm sure he has more than 1 blog. This clearly proves that he can't keep his focus on one thing for long.
Template: Loading time is freaking fast! I wonder its electricity running in his blog. Dang, This guy is a real god. He keeps all his widget to a minimum, similiar to greek's god way of fashion: the only he thing he wears is a tunic. I wonder if greek gods even wear underwears. Also, I noticed none of his template stays longer more than a month. I wonder if he copied someone's template and changed it before anyone catches him.
Writting Style: Vulgarity is supreme in his blog! It makes you wonder what he does for life. Maybe he spends 23 hours in a trafiic jam everyday. That explains where he gets his inspiration for foul language.
Content: This guy writes about personal stuff revolving his life.
Blogger: Mysterious blogger who conceals his own identity and always ready to expose the identity and personality of his fellow friends.

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Chingy reporting in (after getting whacked by the Blog God for not doing anything). Well, it IS CNY after all and I must gather all my energy to get as many angpaos as possible. I will review blogs in a veryyyyy different way (If it's nothing special to you, it is to me! >_<)

He changes his layout often, perhaps TOOOO often. And surprisingly, he changes his themes and titles too, which is good, but sometimes I don't really like teh themes. I don't like certain colors. Ahahahaha.

His writing style is indeed, well, filled with vulgarities but he gets his points across. Sometimes, he does have interesting topics, and one thing I realized, he doesn't leave comments on whenever he have posts that is very personal to him.

Omg I nearly navigate away from this site and teh review will go into teh dustbin

Indeed from what Miss Rojak said, he has a vertical banner, something I would really like to copy adapt as well.

Xniquet by X

Till then, Chingy signing off to serve tea to teh Blog God (Damn, he's fussy)

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OKOK Calv to the rescue... Let's see about his blog. hmmm. He is a musician no doubt about that. X should learn to put some of his music up... and I meand FULL song not just a clips of it. You have good stuff going on there with your songs so why hide it? good things must share around no?

For theme wise yea I guess he changes a lot of his theme. It is interesting to change the looks of your blog from time to time but heck if it's too often, we'll all get confused like "Damn is this X's Blog or i mistype some other address..."

Oh yes his contents, He's being himself by expressing whatever it is in his mind. I find it pretty good. In a way, it's his blog therefore he could post whatever he wants and however it is done! There's an old chinese saying that girls digs bad boys but hey this might just be the next big thing eh?! wahahahaha

Cheers bro.

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The Bimbo's long awaited take on Xniquet

Bobo thinks that the last thing this darling wants is to be like every one else. He used to put up all those great playlists which he recommends to people when they are doing different stuff. He links them to his blog entry for the day. Which can (occasionally) be incredibly nonsensical yet to the point of funniness at times.

As for his blog layout, he does change them more often than other people do but they are always clear cut and easy to read. But he has this obsession with having multiple blogs. Previously it was the dirty vs clean concept... and now it's a mutual linking of posts in two blogs. One more is coming up as the Bimbo sees. Nonetheless the pictures are well-done and pretty cool. Colours chosen are not an eye-sore for the Bimbo's eyes.

Bobo especially loves all the Woa Woa posts... which of cos appeal to any common Bimbo and more so to the Ultimate Bimbo. No matter what a bad boy this author seems to be he's the ever-loving Daddy to Woa Woa who's really spoilt now.

Beneath the vulgar language, sometimes interesting messages are being sent. Of cos you'd have to read between the lines to know better. The other thing about this blog is that it's constantly under fire for comment spam. haha You know who you are!

*hugs and kisses*