Review of the Chronicles.

Let's start off with a review on This blog whose auther's name is Yannee...

First off, you know there's this old saying "you don't know me, don't judge me" It's very true and it's been one of my principles for decades. but heck since she asked for it when she applied, I'm gonna give it!~ :p

When I first saw the appearance of this blog I was like eh? a baby picture?? hmmmm.... the picture helped me interpret that the authur is like a baby in her own little world well in the top picture it's more like looking up to her own world whaahaha. and best part is her tagline "YOU DON'T HAVE TO JUDGE ME"

Goodness, You applied for us to judge yet you telling us that we don't have to judge you? How cute! Oh well, I'm gonna do it anyways...

Contents:

She blogs about random stuff that comes and goes in her life which is a good thing. This is her site anyway so it's fair that she could blog about anything she wants. But of course this is my fault where I can't read chinese so IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WRITE WOMAN!

But yea, she's SWEET enough to translate to help me understand the entry and I believe she's really considerate in doing so. There's like millions of people who goes in and out of blogs these days and it's really a good move to have the heart to translate to accomodate people from all over the world. KUDOS ON TRANSLATION!

Layout:

The layout's rather plain and I personally think there's TOOOOOOOO many widgets to fit in your page. Did you not notice the huge gap below your page?? I think you could either increase the post count display in your page or lesser your widgets. Your page loads up pretty well on my lease line connection but it might be a problem for people who still uses ancient connection speed or even TM NUT broadband...

I like the white background but I'm sorry to say, somehow the green text don't seem to suit the background colour. It makes your text a little dull and it would help if you change it to something else, Blue, Darker Green perhaps or even old school Black.

Pictures:

One thing I personally realized in making your blog full of people, it's the NEED of PICTURES. there's insufficient picture counts in your blog and It'll be much much better if there's more pictures that you personally take and put it in.

But there's one picture that I enjoy though... which is....

Hahaha this is seriously a good one, and of course, my personal favourite!

CBox

Full of food variety... in a way it's creative of people(s) wahahaha really cracks me up at time. these people ain't funny, they're hungry!! give them something to eat pls.... =.=

Music:

You have good taste for music and I feel that the song you chose kinda fit the mood for people who reads your blog. It's a good thing though as I strongly believe music helps put you in the right ambiance to read something.

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Overall I feel this blog is more of something personal rather than commercial So fellas, If you're interested in getting to know this Girl, HOP ON IN TO READ HER BLOG

I shall rate this blog...... *drum rolls* ........

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OK OK!!! It's a hard choice ok!!

this is not an official review wtf

heck, no way i am giving away our official #1 review to this bummer.

yeah, you are right. he is one of our reviewers. -___-"

instead of finding him and shove a train rocket up his ass, i decided better. why not whack his blog dead instead for submitting his blog for a review? in other word, x, your are our laboratory rat for the day, be proud!!!

remember i said this guy being the non conformist in the About Us page? so instead of having the banner up on the top of the blog he decided to make a vertical one. weird but yes, different from others. what will we see next? a banner at the bottom? spread across the whole blog?!

blog is more of a hybrid, non sticking to any categories. first few posts consist of fucking playlists which i don't even bother reading (i got my own playlists thank you very much) there are few recipes (omg you can cook!) to be tried but reading this (click at your own risk) made me think twice. and recent postings are all about his wild life in japan (why you so gross sometimes?!) and yes, i am sorry about the recent lost of your friend.

anyway, he seems to change the layouts and themes pretty often. maybe he has too much time in his hands i don't know because nothing remains the same in this blog. from psychedelic to the iofthemourning to the macho era (wadafak so damn ghey!) and grosteskes and now mechanical bride: hell flavoured: taste like valentines. however, only one thing remains consistence though throughout all of the posts and it is the vulgarities.

you might want to reconsider the color for your post titles, damn hard to read. fucking need grandma glass ok?! and i don't think there is any point for you to put in the 'guest' widget in the right sidebar seems it will only show one visitor and that would be only me right? and i don't think i want to see my own avatar staring back at me. wtf.

now i am out. you go read him if you want to. highly not recommended for kids, conservatives and those with cardial infarctions.

and no ratings for you. hmph.

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By 3point8:
Blog: This guy is just mysterious with his multi-blog linking. xniquet.blogspot.com may be his main blog, but I'm sure he has more than 1 blog. This clearly proves that he can't keep his focus on one thing for long.
Template: Loading time is freaking fast! I wonder its electricity running in his blog. Dang, This guy is a real god. He keeps all his widget to a minimum, similiar to greek's god way of fashion: the only he thing he wears is a tunic. I wonder if greek gods even wear underwears. Also, I noticed none of his template stays longer more than a month. I wonder if he copied someone's template and changed it before anyone catches him.
Writting Style: Vulgarity is supreme in his blog! It makes you wonder what he does for life. Maybe he spends 23 hours in a trafiic jam everyday. That explains where he gets his inspiration for foul language.
Content: This guy writes about personal stuff revolving his life.
Blogger: Mysterious blogger who conceals his own identity and always ready to expose the identity and personality of his fellow friends.

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Chingy reporting in (after getting whacked by the Blog God for not doing anything). Well, it IS CNY after all and I must gather all my energy to get as many angpaos as possible. I will review blogs in a veryyyyy different way (If it's nothing special to you, it is to me! >_<)

He changes his layout often, perhaps TOOOO often. And surprisingly, he changes his themes and titles too, which is good, but sometimes I don't really like teh themes. I don't like certain colors. Ahahahaha.

His writing style is indeed, well, filled with vulgarities but he gets his points across. Sometimes, he does have interesting topics, and one thing I realized, he doesn't leave comments on whenever he have posts that is very personal to him.

Omg I nearly navigate away from this site and teh review will go into teh dustbin

Indeed from what Miss Rojak said, he has a vertical banner, something I would really like to copy adapt as well.

Xniquet by X

Till then, Chingy signing off to serve tea to teh Blog God (Damn, he's fussy)

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OKOK Calv to the rescue... Let's see about his blog. hmmm. He is a musician no doubt about that. X should learn to put some of his music up... and I meand FULL song not just a clips of it. You have good stuff going on there with your songs so why hide it? good things must share around no?

For theme wise yea I guess he changes a lot of his theme. It is interesting to change the looks of your blog from time to time but heck if it's too often, we'll all get confused like "Damn is this X's Blog or i mistype some other address..."

Oh yes his contents, He's being himself by expressing whatever it is in his mind. I find it pretty good. In a way, it's his blog therefore he could post whatever he wants and however it is done! There's an old chinese saying that girls digs bad boys but hey this might just be the next big thing eh?! wahahahaha

Cheers bro.

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The Bimbo's long awaited take on Xniquet

Bobo thinks that the last thing this darling wants is to be like every one else. He used to put up all those great playlists which he recommends to people when they are doing different stuff. He links them to his blog entry for the day. Which can (occasionally) be incredibly nonsensical yet to the point of funniness at times.

As for his blog layout, he does change them more often than other people do but they are always clear cut and easy to read. But he has this obsession with having multiple blogs. Previously it was the dirty vs clean concept... and now it's a mutual linking of posts in two blogs. One more is coming up as the Bimbo sees. Nonetheless the pictures are well-done and pretty cool. Colours chosen are not an eye-sore for the Bimbo's eyes.

Bobo especially loves all the Woa Woa posts... which of cos appeal to any common Bimbo and more so to the Ultimate Bimbo. No matter what a bad boy this author seems to be he's the ever-loving Daddy to Woa Woa who's really spoilt now.

Beneath the vulgar language, sometimes interesting messages are being sent. Of cos you'd have to read between the lines to know better. The other thing about this blog is that it's constantly under fire for comment spam. haha You know who you are!

*hugs and kisses*