Showing posts with label calvin's wife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label calvin's wife. Show all posts

Thursday, August 14, 2008

I present you, STICKS

Sticks, I wonder why... maybe because he loves drumming, is there such word?? Or perhaps you're as skinny as a stick *envy*?? Hmmm, maybe you can tell us why "sticks", but your url says you're a star in a circle. Does that means you worship the star of David??

Hmmm... Your blog, Mr.Tinesh, is pretty simple, a simple layout for a simple man, I must say, or are you rather fancy? If so, please do show your true self. You like Neil Gaiman, you should be more colorful, now don't hide... *wink*


so the garang (=_=)"


You're very much into football, that's normal, it's pretty much a craze here for guys. I wonder why. Is it because footbalism is a form of machoness?? Does that make guys who are not into football sissy?? Hmm.. It'll take years for me to understand what's so interesting about footballs, I mean it's just a ball, right? *tee-hee-hee* You're quite aware of the political issues in your country. Are you a law student? Just guessing... it's good that you take notice of your surroundings, unlike some people, they just couldn't care less. Probably one day, when you grow up much elder, you'll help to make the world a better place.

You're a musician, that explains your black template. Why is it all musicians like black aye? Is there something significant in that color that makes you extra whimsical in your music?? Please enlighten me. Or does that adds in a little mysteriousness in your being?? *ponders*

You master English pretty well, your posts are easy to understand, you have a number or return readers... an average joe-blogger. Oh, your sexy outfit is your birthday suit, now I'm really curious bout that. Can you elaborate on that? *tee-hee-hee* Is it just a piece?? With a tail perhaps?? LOL.. right, ahemm....... sorry. And oh, you're an art student! Okay, where's your creative side??? Come on, you can do better than this. If you ever need templates, you can always google for "blog templates" and I'm sure there'll be a whole list for you to pick. Or maybe you're just lazy huh... never mind.

Neways, you're a 2 year old blogger, who loves music and politics, and arts, and football, and Leah.... (:P). And yes, those people behind our gomen are buggers. Keep on writing, keep on doing what you love to do, and don't befrienders with Pinksterz too much, she has a corrupted mind, Wukakakakkaka... *runs* And boy, you've been to so many places, lucky you! Lastly, I'll award you 2.5 out of 5 stars for a moderate blog, I hope you don't mind. *wink*


Eiffel Tower, such a beauty!



"The secret to having more readers is, making sure your readers feel comfortable at your zone", evelynholic

p/s: all pics were adapted from Sticks

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Simon Says What????

A very clean and organized blog indeed. Not much of fancy widgets but he is definitely a big fan of the Malaysian tv reality show especially Dream Girls, wukakakaka... anyways, he would be the best person for you to tag along to any food review session, cos he live to eat and 'wash eyes on the lengluis :P'. He has a mass post on food and only food, AND he did a great job to make his readers drool for the food he had photographed, cos I did, tee-hee-hee...



He likes outings too, so if you wanna find a person to support your community gathering and such, you must never forget to invite him, he does such a great job on promoting the after-event, like the current ones Kung Fu Dunk and Nuffie Pajama Party.



Okay to the specific area, template, my friend, live is full of colors, some like it vibrant some like it simple and just simple. Yours, is very simple, plain white and some grey monotones, these colors tells me that you're a very fussy guy wukakakaka, you must have a clean house :P . Ah anyways, it is a little boring for me, maybe because I like vibrant colors which explains why I've a big mess at home *rolls eyes*.

Well, your blog tells me that you're new to blogging so prolly that explains the bloglet in you (if you wanna know wat's bloglet, go google). Wait till you're a year old, well make it six months old, I bet you would start tweaking your own template and finally get to understand what colors mean :P (dang what's with me and colors).

Neways, you made your posts simple enough for your readers to understand, which is a good thing. Some bloggers like making their readers go huffing away to dig out their huge thesaurus to know what that one hundred blardy words meant in that one blardy post. *rolls eyes*

Conclusion, there's nothing much for me to talk about, cause you're new, but keep up the good pictures on food. Keep updating us on what's new in town, from events to hang out spots in Kuala Lumpur and perhaps those from out of town ;). And for this review, I shall reward you 2 and a half scoop of ice-cream out of the five scoops in my freezer, of course, you get to choose what flavor you want. :D

"The secret to having more readers is, making sure your readers feel comfortable at your zone", evelynholic

p/s: all pics were adapted from Simon Says.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Blue Apple : Renovatio


Right, so this will be my first review of the month, or should I say, OF THE YEAR... frankly speaking, I am a nobody to do reviews on people's blog, sudah-lah i can't even handle my own blog, now this adolescence task, tsk tsk...

So let us start up with my first client, a blue apple *rolls eyes*... hmmm, *looks at the whole layout of zis blog and shakes head*, dude... you sooooooooo gotta change your layout, it is very messy, unless you're treating your blog like a pin-up bulletin, well, you're doing a great job! :D If you're not, learn from the template mistress, ahemm...

Well, since you're someone CHEERFUL and BRIGHT (your font mia kaler *faint*) with your colors, prolly you might want to have a lil' touch of RETRO-ISM like this lil' sampler below and maintain a one tone color for your post writings to make it easier for aunties to read:


(http://www.blogskins.com/screenshot/65936)

BTW: You can always learn basic html yourself or ask guidance from your blogger mates, your template mistress here herself learned from scratch and ding-donged her way to a good satisfying template.

;) Next up, your contents, uhmm.... enuff random, boys like girls, shy, bla bla... transformers, some random copy and paste quizzes, tags, bla bla... a typical teenager's lifestyle. I must say, you have a very good command in English, enough simple and understandable, which is good. You've been blogging for quite awhile I see, good, you have that blogging passion in you, welcome to the world of idiots and lifeless geek-tards like me... *adjust glasses*

Pictures, boy, you need to know how to keep the consistency of a one size frame, eg: make sure the sizes are all the same in the same post you're dealing with. How? Use Photoshop or any free online photo editor you can google. Since almost all bloggers are normally FREE all the time to blog, spend sometime to learn some photoshop tutorial tips to make your pictures look better and nice.

Hmmm, that's about it really, over all, blue apple (why blue apple btw?) is just any normal day-2-day blog of a teenager's life, random thoughts and daily events. I think he could gain more readers if he would give his blog a new face lift and some uber cool topics. :D I'll rate this blog a 2.5 over 5 ... ;) a fair rate for a moderate blog.




"The secret to having more readers is, making sure your readers feel comfortable at your zone", evelynholic