Just Another Day in Utopia

Welcome to Nux’s Utopia, a place where almost all the widget in the world could be found which is a good thing if you are looking for new and cool widgets to fill in your blog but if you are not, you might wanna go grab yourself a Latte while you wait for her blog to load. Nux has been blogging since 2005 on Friendster and then on blogger but in another blog called “Something is happening” but for this review, we are going to look into this blog only. if the only thing you find interesting is sex and nudey pictures. I am sorry. You came to the wrong utopia , none here because this blog is for general audience. First thing if you have been following this blog like me, you will notice Nux’s LOVE TAGS and loves giving them too, so if you are not into doing tag, you better run far-far away from Nux before she comes and get you. Nux has a number of post on circulated emails which are pretty interesting; She loves her garden and she loves her fishes which is called fillet version # ( I lost count). Just one question why she name it fillet (sounds like she is going to eat them). And a warning to all, there is lots of food to be found in this blog, so you better read this blog on a full stomach. Can you imagine i had to go grab something from the fridge to munch on 3 times while doing this review...


As for the layout, besides having almost all the widgets in the world congregate in her blog and waiting for it to load is always a pain in the butt, I think the rest looks good to me . Your posts are nicely tagged. It is easily to move around and getting what you want in this blog is easy. So I guess the only thing I am going to complain is that your side bar is way far too long due to the amount of widget that you have which contribute to the slow loading time.


You know what, I do not need a long post to tell you about this blog, this is one of the few blogs that I read since I started blogging and have been reading ever since. Just slightly over a year of reading this blog I can tell you that Nux is one of the most down to earth blogger I have ever known. She takes joy and pleasure in the simplest things in life that we have taken for granted. Food like Old Change Kee Curry Puff (this was from her pevious blog), stamp collecting, school badges collecting (she is old school man, that rocks!!!) and even Toong Fong Bus Tickets (!!!!). Anyway, my personal favorite post in her blog is this one- Bizarre (about bizarre items found in her house).








A personal to Nux, we know you are still coping with your new company, so hang in there and when you do, come back strong okie?



so here is couple of nudges to help her Nux to kick start her....

I present you, STICKS

Sticks, I wonder why... maybe because he loves drumming, is there such word?? Or perhaps you're as skinny as a stick *envy*?? Hmmm, maybe you can tell us why "sticks", but your url says you're a star in a circle. Does that means you worship the star of David??

Hmmm... Your blog, Mr.Tinesh, is pretty simple, a simple layout for a simple man, I must say, or are you rather fancy? If so, please do show your true self. You like Neil Gaiman, you should be more colorful, now don't hide... *wink*

so the garang (=_=)"

You're very much into football, that's normal, it's pretty much a craze here for guys. I wonder why. Is it because footbalism is a form of machoness?? Does that make guys who are not into football sissy?? Hmm.. It'll take years for me to understand what's so interesting about footballs, I mean it's just a ball, right? *tee-hee-hee* You're quite aware of the political issues in your country. Are you a law student? Just guessing... it's good that you take notice of your surroundings, unlike some people, they just couldn't care less. Probably one day, when you grow up much elder, you'll help to make the world a better place.

You're a musician, that explains your black template. Why is it all musicians like black aye? Is there something significant in that color that makes you extra whimsical in your music?? Please enlighten me. Or does that adds in a little mysteriousness in your being?? *ponders*

You master English pretty well, your posts are easy to understand, you have a number or return readers... an average joe-blogger. Oh, your sexy outfit is your birthday suit, now I'm really curious bout that. Can you elaborate on that? *tee-hee-hee* Is it just a piece?? With a tail perhaps?? LOL.. right, ahemm....... sorry. And oh, you're an art student! Okay, where's your creative side??? Come on, you can do better than this. If you ever need templates, you can always google for "blog templates" and I'm sure there'll be a whole list for you to pick. Or maybe you're just lazy huh... never mind.

Neways, you're a 2 year old blogger, who loves music and politics, and arts, and football, and Leah.... (:P). And yes, those people behind our gomen are buggers. Keep on writing, keep on doing what you love to do, and don't befrienders with Pinksterz too much, she has a corrupted mind, Wukakakakkaka... *runs* And boy, you've been to so many places, lucky you! Lastly, I'll award you 2.5 out of 5 stars for a moderate blog, I hope you don't mind. *wink*

Eiffel Tower, such a beauty!

"The secret to having more readers is, making sure your readers feel comfortable at your zone", evelynholic

p/s: all pics were adapted from Sticks

Review God Version 2.0

Sneak peak at how the New Review God Blog might look like. It is still under construction. Feel free to go back there time to time for changes will be made from time to time.

The Blog God says...version 2.0

the gods are coming back

with a new look...

Class Skipping Guru

I don’t treat it like a day job and I don’t certainly treat the blog like a test subject , dissect it , analyzed it and try to come up with a logical conclusion and nutshell it. Instead, I am taking these blog and treating them like a bed time story and because I believe every blog tells a story, so here I go by telling you all a story, about a girl who lives in woodland, Singapore. It starts off with her being a student, capturing moments of her life as a teen that is nearing the end of her high school days, a very photo intensive beginning. I can totally relate to her because her school’s vice principle knows her by name and she loves to cut class which were the two things I am famous for when I was in school, and I think both of us are pretty damn proud of it. Hey she even got a guide on What to Do When You Skipped School .

After her exams and while waiting for her results, she moved into the working teen queen phase with an ambition of saving $5000. Often ranting about what a lousy sales person she is and how she loath asking for allowance from her mum; damn girl, I was still taking hand out after I graduated. Very noble indeed but kinda sadden me too when I read this line…” Mum called to ask me to buy my own dinner. I bought potato chips from 7-11. Lousy sale person can't afford real food.” Well, we all have our days don’t we? And this is the phase in her life when she openly admits that she misses school life. I wonder if she ever has any remorse for cutting so much classes during her school time? From here her post revolves around her working life, trying to look good, girly stuffs like pedicures, shopping list, earrings..etc and of an idiotic brown hair computer sales person.

Things got a bit boring in the middle because basically, there was a number of posts which includes the word “SIAN” (boring in Cantonese) in it. And here is where I found out that she is pretty good in making handmade accessories like bracelet, earrings and other stuff. When I say earlier on I wonder if she even regretted cutting classes. I guess I found the answer here[What to Do When You Skipped Schoo part 2], this was after she became a Polytech student.

After which, there was a change of heart on skipping school read this, Taken from Skipping School.
“For the first time ever in my life,I got an intense longing for school.Much due to the fact that I did not attend much of it since school started,and skipping school is seriously getting boring(didn't go to school on wed either,ended up sleeping the whole day off).Sa and I pretty much toured the whole of Singapore in previous 'let's skip school together' adventure,going to the KTV isn't light on our wallet too(but it's still a preferred way of spending our day).But in the end,we did not made it to school."

Can I have a Hellelujah, this child is save.!!!!

Then again, she was caught skipping class again, which she openly admitted in her blog. The blog moves on to have more girly stuff like handsbags, shoes, dress, shoe, hand bags, shoe and dress and shoes…more bimbotic post then before (she even admits it). Some reviews of movies, drama, and songs. So guys if you are interesting in this fruity pie, start taking note on what she likes and don’t like. Hey,I don’t have to teach you guys right? Don’t you know a girl’s blog is free info on how to get into her good book. There is one particular post which is worth mentioning where she was nagging her mum which I find hilarious.

In between some of her daily life routine post, you will find some brain crunching question type of post like this one:

Will Malaysia help us if S’pore Sink?
-Give it a read and see some of the answers given by others.

Ugly People
- Her take on ugly guys complaining about ugly girls

Evolna’e Theories Whether Alien Exist
- A Singaporean Girl’s view on aliens….

Is fur really bad?
- her views on PETA

So here comes some good points and some criticism:

First off the list is the lack of creativity on the title of the post, let me just highlight to you on

Haha 2 times
Wahaha 2 times
Blah 2 times
Aiyo 2 times
Ahhhhh 1 time
Hee hee 1 time
Pui 1 time
Opss 1 time
Yay! 1time
Erms 1 time
Untitled 15 times

Sometimes it is a good thing to have inconsistency in your blog, like the way you take your picture, or the way that you write, because it gives more flavor to your blog, but certain things should stay consistent, i.e.: the size of the font. You might now be able to spot it if you are reading it daily , but if you are doing a review like me, the constant change of font size is making my eye like this: @.@

Is this a pre-designed template? If so, great taste in choosing one like this. I kinda like the color scheme, green feel not the Hari Raya Green but the soothing green of green green pasture green which reminds me of my room type of green. It really goes with the title Sentimental Nonsense. The colors are easy on the eyes, except for the tag box which is kinda stand out too much if you ask me. Apart from the advertisement widget, the rest of your widgets are like in a mess. Maybe you should like rearrange them or something. i.e, like trying to centre it and try not to glue all of them together.

Loading time is superb, even on days where my line is shitty. I love a blog with minimum load time, and this will definitely earn you more points. No auto load music or videos which is definitely a Hell yeah for me, because, those auto load things just gets me every fucking time.

And about The First Post and a couple more post in the beginning, all I can say is MY EYESSSSSSSS, come on what were you thinking? Purple font on a Green background, my eye was practically bleeding when I read the first post.

Reading this blog certainly gives you the nostalgic feeling if you have already leave school and college for a long time like me. Damnit, I miss cutting class, eating during lesson, the rush I get every time got spot check and visiting the principal’s office. Anyway, this review was written before Evolna got her Blythe Doll- Tina Tuna. That is why I didn’t mentioned it up there somewhere, but to do Tuna some justice, I think I should at least point you to that direction. This blog reminds me of one thing - that is fun when I was in school and the thing that pops in my mind after reading this is The Smashing Pumpkins’s 1979. So this is what I am going to rate:

Lastly, for Evolna,

Here’s a little something from the Blog God, drawing of you and Pear done by one of our reviewer, Ah Jian who is also a cat and I think he totally digs pear XD…

Evolna and Pear*

Credits:
Sentimental Nonsense by Evolna
Illustration* by Jian
Song by The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
Review by x

To All Reviewers...

UPDATE BY MISS ROJAK:

TO ALL PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SUBMITTED, SUBMITTING AND GOING TO SUBMIT THEIR BLOG FOR A REVIEW:

please make sure you give us your current blog link. you think we are so free issit? go to your blog and see the annoucement saying that 'i have move to __________ *insert some link here wtf*

please kindly inform us (and put in our button in your new site also lah) or else we are not going to review it at all.

kthxbai.

*****

Hello kekawan semua,

Apa Khabar? Okay cut the crap, I'm lazy to pass messages around from this end to the other end, so i make my life easier by posting up here larh... right, here are some points I want and i hope all of you can ikut sama-sama..

• Please justify your post, aligned all of them properly so that it looks clean cos, who are we to review people if our own site is like a whole mess.

Itu saja, wukakakaka... if you wanna add anything, just edit my post and add inside. :P Terima kasih dan sekian.





x says: EB SUKA TELUR....pls hide your eggs in facebook. sekian telima gasih!!!

Night In The MoonLight by Willazz

Blog: Night In The MoonLight by Willazz
Warning: This Blog is Rated NC-17 [No one 17 and under Admitted]

Notable Traits
Author: Willazz, Self proclaimed Gangsta
Blog Template: Blue background with big ass one huge banner.
Content: Lots of poems
Labels: Lots of labels. 45 categories as of 25th March.
Blog Links: 22 blogger friends
Total Blog Post: 50

Interesting Stuff:
1) Williazz was very active in blogging during the 3month period of nov2007~jan2007. After Jan2007, he blogs once or twice per week.
2) No one did his Friend Test.

3POINT8's opinion on Night In The MoonLight.
1) This guy loves canon. He is fanatic about it. Makes you wonder if its the size of his.....er, nevermind
2) Banner doesn't suit the background colour of the blog. Bright blue with a Black&White Banner?
3) This blog got 2 chatterbox! Wow... Readers get to choose which channel they want to chat in. Hey Willazz, can I chat in channel no.3?
4) Look at his profile. He is a self-proclaimed Gangsta, a REBEL. Oh yea, I feel u man! you are the only gangsta I know who does so many poem post! REBEL, way to go!
5) This blog is rated NC-17. Don't go to his blog if you are below 17. He is a Rebel Gangsta! Mo Gang gonna shoot you down if you don't follow his rules! Male Female, Teen Child Baby, as long as you are under 17, better go down on your knees and beg for mercy when you visit his blog!
6) No one did his friend test. I wonder if he shot down all his friends. I sure hope he doesn't shoot me. I haven't had any punanis yet.

Anyway, if you have the time: check his blog out @ http://willazz.blogspot.com.

Reviewed by 3POINT8, the Number guy.
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